sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

(via stand)

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Edit: woah you guys really liked this so I made a part 2: x

(via ohtherage)

sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(Source: sarakobus, via stand)

algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

(via ruinedchildhood)

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence, via phillanthropist)